"These space vampires are lame - how to they suck blood through their space helmets?"
Shut up. Don't listen to stupid things like "logic." These are technologically advanced SPACE VAMPIRES that don't sparkle or anything; be grateful for that! They've figured it out, OKAY?!
Join "Team Space Vampires!" Yes, you can play on both sides of the conflict and get the "Team Zombie Dinosaurs" shirt too.
